Friends, last night I read a single page of a book I found in my mother-in-law’s basement, and I have been transformed. The page, which I believe was page 217 of something called “A People’s History of,” contained several sentences, of which I read approximately two. I am now prepared to debate any historian, living or dead, on the topics covered therein, which I will identify shortly. My DMs are open. My rates are reasonable. I do not have a podcast yet but I am, as they say, “in conversations.” Please book me. I am ready.