Vol. 247 · No. 1,488 · The People's Daily Forgetting · 50¢ if it's still legal to charge
Saturday, May 16, 2026

The Ban History Gazette

"All the news that's been removed from the curriculum."
EDUCATION

The Ban History Gazette

The Oklahoma State Board of Education approved revised 5th-grade social studies materials Thursday that reclassify the forced removal of the Cherokee, Muscogee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, and Seminole nations as “a group walk undertaken for various reasons.” The new 80-word unit, which replaces an earlier 11-page chapter, encourages students to “imagine the camaraderie” and includes a journaling prompt titled “A Long Walk I Have Taken.” Board chair Doyle Mertens, 67, called the revision “warmer” and “honestly more relatable to today’s kid.” A retired Cherokee Nation language teacher, reached for comment, exhaled audibly into the phone for eleven seconds and then hung up.