Allison Reinhold, 29, master of library science and beloved curator of the West Columbus Middle School library’s graphic novel section, has resigned her post effective immediately and accepted a position stocking dairy at a regional Trader Joe’s. Reinhold, who in three years guided 1,400 students through the Dewey Decimal System and once successfully convinced a seventh-grader to finish “A Wrinkle in Time,” is survived by a vinyl letterboard reading “READ” and a stuffed owl named Quigley. Asked at her exit interview if she had any final thoughts, Reinhold reportedly said, “Yogurt is going to be fine. Yogurt has never hurt anybody.”