Vol. 247 · No. 1,488 · The People's Daily Forgetting · 50¢ if it's still legal to charge
Saturday, May 16, 2026

The Ban History Gazette

"All the news that's been removed from the curriculum."
AMERICAN VOICES

What Is Your Reaction To The New State Policy Of Teaching The Civil War As "A Disagreement Between Friends"?

VARIOUS · Vox Populi

Marcia Pelletier, 54, School Board Member, Bibb County, GA. “I think it’s lovely. My grandmother used to say you catch more flies with honey, and honestly, that’s all the Civil War really needed.”

Hollis Drysdale, 67, Retired Machinist, Scranton, PA. “Six hundred thousand friends. Six hundred thousand. They must have had some real strong opinions, then. About being friends.”

A substitute teacher, 34, Pinellas County, FL. “I’m going to be honest with you, I don’t have the energy for this one. I really don’t. You can quote that. Please do.”